The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.
To be busy is man's only happiness.
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
...one should be gentle with the ignorant, for they are the chosen of God.