Information appears to stew out of me naturally, like the precious otter of roses out of the otter.

It is the will of God that we must have critics and missionaries and congressmen and humorists, and we must bear the burden

There is no unhappiness like the misery of sighting land (and work) again after a cheerful, careless voyage.

I notice that you use plain, simple language, short words and brief sentences. That is the way to write English - it is the modern way and the best way. Stick to it; don't let fluff and flowers and verbosity creep in.

Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed.