A jay hasnt got any more principle than a Congressman. A jay will lie, a jay will steal, a jay will deceive, a jay will betray; and four times out of five, a jay will go back on his solemnest promise.
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks.
Some of us cannot be optimists, but all of us can be bigamists
There are only two types of speakers in the world. 1. The nervous and 2. Liars.
Teaching is like trying to hold 35 corks underwater at once.
Never run after you own hat - others will be delighted to do it; why spoil their fun?