I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently
Mark TwainIt makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be as sacred as whiskey, or any other of the necessaries of life. It grieves me to think how far more profound and reverent a respect the law would have for literature if a body could only get drunk on it.
Mark TwainWhat ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.
Mark Twain