Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very"; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.

Tell me about a person's family, friends, and community, and I'll tell you what his opinions are.

I was exceedingly delighted with the waltz, and also with the polka. These differ in name, but there the difference ceases

The human being places sexual intercourse above all other joys, but leaves it out of his heaven.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

Let us be grateful to Adam: he cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.