No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

Except a person be part coward, it is not a compliment to say he is brave.

Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

Alas! those good old days are gone, when a murderer could wipe the stain from his name and soothe his trouble to sleep simply by getting out his blocks and mortar and building an addition to a church.

for business reasons, I must preserve the outward signs of sanity.

There isn't anything you can't stand if you are only born and bred to it.

The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine.