We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

It now seems plain to me that that theory ought to be vacated in favor of a new and truer one...the Descent of Man from the Higher Animals.

Figures don't lie, but liars figure.

Do your duty today and repent tomorrow.

His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere.

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

It is better to be a young June-bug than an old bird of paradise.