isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.
Mark TwainAnd I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.
Mark TwainLast week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
Mark Twain