Your actions speak so much louder than words.

I have been born more times than anybody except Krishna.

Good exercise for the heart: reach out and help your neighbor

It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have been better for us-oh infinitely better for us-if the serpent had been forbidden

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.