Surely the ass who invented the first religion ought to be the first ass damned
The [Kodak is] the only witness I have encountered in my long experience that I couldn't bribe.
All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it.
The weakest of all weak things is a virtue that has not been tested in the fire.
You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.
It is a solemn thought: dead, the noblest man's meat is inferior to pork.