When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
Mark TwainIf your mother tells you to do a thing, it is wrong to reply that you won't. It is better and more becoming to intimate that you will do as she bids you, and then afterwards act quietly in the matter according to the dictates of your better judgment.
Mark TwainBehind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Mark TwainMore than once I have been humiliated by my resemblance to God the father; He is always longing for the love of His children and trying to get it on the cheapest and laziest terms He can invent.
Mark Twain