That's the difference between governments and individuals. Governments don't care, individuals do.

Ignorant people think it is the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it is the sickening grammar that they use.

I have a religion-but you will call it blasphemy. It is that there is a God for the rich man but none for the poor.....Perhaps your religion will sustain you,will feed you-I place no dependence in mine. Our religions are alike, though, in one respect-neither can make a man happy when he is out of luck.

Don't let schooling interfere with your education.

Truth is stranger than fiction-to some people, but I am measurably familiar with it.

....honest men are few when it comes to themselves.

History doesn't repeat itself; it rhymes.