If you have to swallow a frog, don't stare at it too long.

God created war so that Americans would learn geography.

He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

I am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshold of age; in 1977 I shall be 142.

Every inventor is a crackpot until his idea succeeds.

An injurious truth has no merit over an injurious lie. Neither should ever be uttered. The man who speaks an injurious truth, lest his soul be not saved if he do otherwise, should reflect that that sort of a soul is not strictly worth saving.

There isn't anything you can't stand if you are only born and bred to it.