I would much prefer to suffer from the clean incision of an honest lancet than from a sweetened poison.
Mark TwainThe spirit of wrath - not the words - is the sin; and the spirit of wrath is cursing. We begin to swear before we can talk.
Mark TwainSome people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.
Mark TwainI am admonished in many ways that time is pushing me inexorably along. I am approaching the threshold of age; in 1977 I shall be 142. This is no time to be flitting about the earth. I must cease from the activities proper to youth and begin to take on the dignities and gravities and inertia proper to that season of honorable senility which is on its way.
Mark Twain