Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

We never knew an ignorant person yet but was prejudiced.

Forget and forgive. This is not difficult when properly understood.

When angry, count to a hundred.

Jim said that bees won't sting idiots, but I didn't believe that, because I tried them lots of times myself and they wouldn't sting me.

Let us save the tomorrows for work.

There's nobody for me to attack in this matter even with soft and gentle ridicule-and I shouldn't ever think of using a grown up weapon in this kind of a nursery. Above all, I couldn't venture to attack the clergymen whom you mention, for I have their habits and live in the same glass house which they are occupying. I am always reading immoral books on the sly, and then selfishly trying to prevent other people from having the same wicked good time.