Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.

All men have heard of the Mormon Bible, but few except the "elect" have seen it, or, at least, taken the trouble to read it. I brought away a copy from Salt Lake. The book is a curiosity to me, it is such a pretentious affair, and yet so "slow," so sleepy; such an insipid mess of inspiration. It is chloroform in print. If Joseph Smith composed this book, the act was a miracle — keeping awake while he did it was, at any rate.

Let us draw the curtain of charity over the rest of this scene

I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.

It is a wise child that knows its own father, and an unusual one that unreservedly approves of him.

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms.