Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

There will never be a "perfect" time to quit smoking. A time when you don't have any distractions or stress... If you had started today one year ago, this would not even be an issue for you today! Don't waste another year!

I have at last, after several months' experience, made up my mind that [New York] is a splendid desert--a domed and steepled solitude, where the stranger is lonely in the midst of a million of his race.

Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane.

Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.

Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.

The fact is, the king was a good deal more than a king, he was a man; and when a man is a man, you can't knock it out of him.