Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

Do your duty today and repent tomorrow.

Of the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse.

I like a good story well told. That is the reason I am sometimes forced to tell them myself.

Many public-school children seem to know only two dates—1492 and 4th of July; and as a rule they don't know what happened on either occasion.

He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

That is the way of the scientist. He will spend thirty years in building up a mountain range of facts with the intent to prove a certain theory; then he is so happy with his achievement that as a rule he overlooks the main chief fact of all-that all his accumulation proves an entirely different thing.