Get a bicycle. You will not regret it, if you live.

I've had a lot of worries in my life, most of which never happened.

No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be as sacred as whiskey, or any other of the necessaries of life. It grieves me to think how far more profound and reverent a respect the law would have for literature if a body could only get drunk on it.

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.