All my life I have been honest-comparatively honest. I could never use money I had not made honestly-I could only lend it.
Mark TwainYou have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.
Mark TwainNations do not think, they only feel. They get their feelings at second hand through their temperaments, not their brains. A nation can be brought -- by force of circumstances, not argument -- to reconcile itself to any kind of government or religion that can be devised; in time it will fit itself to the required conditions; later it will prefer them and will fiercely fight for them.
Mark Twain