Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.

It would not be possible for Noah to do in our day what he was permitted to do in his own ... The inspector would come and examine the Ark, and make all sorts of objections.

If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.

The old saw says, 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Right. Still, when there is much at stake it is better to get a newspaper to do it.

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

A good legible label is usually worth, for information, a ton of significant attitude and expression in a historical picture.