It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart-a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation.

...the administration of the law can never go lax where every individual sees to it that it grows not lax in his own case, or in cases which fall under his eyes.

Hotels are the only proper places for lecturers. When I am ill-natured I so enjoy the freedom of a hotel where I can ring up a domestic and give him a quarter and then break furniture over him.

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them.

To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth.

The most outrageous lies that can be invented will find believers if a person only tells them with all his might.