It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

As to the human race. There are many pretty and winning things about the human race. It is perhaps the poorest of all the inventions of all the gods but it has never suspected it once. There is nothing prettier than its naive and complacent appreciation of itself. It comes out frankly and proclaims without bashfulness or any sign of a blush that it is the noblest work of God. It has had a billion opportunities to know better, but all signs fail with this ass. I could say harsh things about it but I cannot bring myself to do it-it is like hitting a child.

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

Your actions speak so much louder than words.

Doesn't make any difference who we are or what we are, there's always somebody to look down on.

No one is sane, straight along, year in and year out, and we all know it. Our insanities are of varying sorts, and express themselves in varying forms-fortunately harmless forms as a rule.

As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.