It may be called the Master Passion, the hunger for self-approval.

All men are ignorant, just on different subjects.

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

My faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.

You cannot have a theory without principles. Principles is another name for prejudices.