He liked to like people, therefore people liked him.

For we were little Christian children and early learned the value of forbidden fruit.

It has always been a peculiarity of the human race that it keeps two sets of morals in stock-the private and the real, and the public and the artificial.

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.

A newspaper is not just for reporting the news as it is, but to make people mad enough to do something about it.

My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

If I were going to construct a God I would furnish him with some ways and qualities and characteristics which the Present One lacks... He would spend some of His eternities in trying to forgive Himself for making man unhappy when He could have made him happy with the same effort and He would spend the rest of them in studying astronomy.