Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Humor is man's greatest blessing.

All I say is, kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they're a mighty ornery lot. It's the way they're raised.

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

The man who isn't a pessimist is a damned fool.

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.