Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.

Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

I can teach anybody how to get, what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want. Once you are crystal clear about the intended end result that you seek to produce, all the ways that it can become a done deal start to reveal themselves to you. There are many who have accomplished exactly what you want to achieve and could show you the way. You are not ready to ask them because you are not clear and you have not determined which questions need answers.

If true, rarely beautiful. If beautiful, rarely true.

Human beings seem to be a poor invention. If they are the noblest works of God where is the ignoblest?

Astonishing things can be done with the human memory if you will devote it faithfully to one particular line of business.