If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
Today's burdens can strengthen you for tomorrow.
Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.
I can understand German as well as the maniac that invented it, but I talk it best through an interpreter.
Bridgeport?" Said I. "Camelot," Said he.
He charged nothing for his preaching and it was worth it too.