The holy passion of Friendship is of so sweet and steady and loyal and enduring a nature that it will last through a whole lifetime, if not asked to lend money.

Really, what we want now, is not laws against crime, but a law against insanity. That is where the true evil lies.

There was a great difference in boats, of course. For a long time I was on a boat that was so slow we used to forget what year it was we left port in.

When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.