We grant God the possession of all the qualities of mind except the one that keeps the others healthy; that watches over their dignity; that focuses their vision true--humor.

Life should begin with age and its privileges and accumulations, and end with youth and its capacity to splendidly enjoy such advantages.

Habit is habit, and not to be flung out of the window by any man, but coaxed down-stairs one step at a time.

Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

All religions issue bibles again Satan, and say the most injurious things against him, but we never hear his side.

Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.

To be satisfied with what one has; that is wealth.