It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name Bzjxxllwcp is pronounced Jackson.

There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.

You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.

Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Heaven is the very last place to come to rest and don't you be afraid to bet on that!

It's an epitome of life. The first half of it consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.