It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

Man is the only religious animal. In the Holy task of smoothing his brother's path to the happiness of heaven, he has turned the globe into a graveyard.

Every time you stop a school, you will have to build a jail. What you gain at one end you lose at the other. It's like feeding a dog on his own tail. It won't fatten the dog.

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

Take your mind out every now and then and dance on it. It is getting all caked up.

Sometimes people do get hurt

I do love compliments, yet I'm often embarrassed to say what I think to the person when I get a compliment. I so often feel that they have not gone far enough.