Such is professional jealousy; a scientist will never show any kindness for a theory which he did not start himself.

While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later.

I found out that I was a Christian for revenue only and I could not bear the thought of that, it was so ignoble.

A lie can make it half way around the world before the truth has time to put its boots on.

Education is what you must acquire without any interference from your schooling.

I think we never become really and genuinely our entire and honest selves until we are dead--and not then until we have been dead years and years. People ought to start dead, and they would be honest so much earlier.