The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.

It's better to be an optimist who is sometimes wrong than a pessimist who is always right

There is nothing in the world like a persuasive speech to fuddle the mental apparatus and upset the convictions and debauch the emotions of an audience not practiced in the tricks and delusions of oratory

Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate.

Wherefore being all of one mind, we do highly resolve that government of the grafted by the grafter for the grafter shall not perish from the earth.

I simply can't resist a cat, particularly a purring one.