The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

A sin takes on a new and real terror when there seems a chance that it is going to be found out.

Do one thing every day you don't want to do.

Remember this, take this to heart, live by it, die for it if necessary: that our patriotism is medieval, outworn, obsolete; that the modern patriotism, the true patriotism, the only rational patriotism, is loyalty to the Nation ALL the time, loyalty to the Government when it deserves it.

If voting made any difference they wouldn't let us do it.

Man is kind enough when he is not excited by religion