Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you's gwyne to git well agin.
Mark Twain...mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars.
Mark TwainWhy is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.
Mark Twain