The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
Mark TwainWhen politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.
Mark TwainDon't part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
Mark Twain