He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

Don't live in the past, don't ponder about the future, stay at the PRESENT moment NOW...always.

Don't dream your life, but live your dream

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

Cold! If the thermometer had been an inch longer we'd all have frozen to death!

Happiness ain't a thing in itself - it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant.

It didn't take me long to make up my mind that these liars warn't no kings nor dukes at all, but just low-down humbugs and frauds. But I never said nothing, never let on; kept it to myself; it's the best way; then you don't have no quarrels, and don't get into no trouble. If they wanted us to call them kings and dukes, I hadn't no objections, 'long as it would keep peace in the family; and it warn't no use to tell Jim, so I didn't tell him. If I never learnt nothing else out of pap, I learnt that the best way to get along with his kind of people is to let them have their own way.