Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of humor itself is not joy but sorrow. There is no humor in heaven.
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
The Public is merely a multiplied 'me.'
The Book of Mormon is chloroform in print
Baseball is the very symbol, the outward and visible expression of the drive and push and rush and struggle of the raging, tearing, booming nineteenth century.
I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.