Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.

The exercise of an extraordinary gift is the supremest pleasure in life.

I will remark in the way of general information, that in California, that land of felicitous nomenclature, the literary name of this sort of stuff is "hogwash"

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.

Too much is just enough.

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there.