You can go to heaven if you want. I'd rather stay in Bermuda.
To be vested with enormous authority is a fine thing; but to have the on-looking world consent to it is finer.
Most of the things I worried about in life never happened.
It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.
To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement.
Alas! those good old days are gone, when a murderer could wipe the stain from his name and soothe his trouble to sleep simply by getting out his blocks and mortar and building an addition to a church.