One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself
None but an ass pays a compliment and asks a favour at the same time. There are many asses.
When in doubt tell the truth.
I hate editors, for they make me abandon a lot of perfectly good English words.
It is agreed, in this country, that if a man can arrange his religion so that it perfectly satisfies his conscience, it is not incumbent on him to care whether the arrangement is satisfactory to anyone else or not.
....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.