Every man is wholly honest to himself and to God, but not to any one else.
No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar.
The best and most telling speech is not the actual impromptu one but the counterfeit of it.
Every year you wait, long ago gets farther away.
The exquisitely bad is as satisfying to the soul as the exquisitely good. Only the mediocre is unendurable.