Some men worship rank, some worship heroes, some worship power, some worship God, and over these ideals they dispute-but they all worship money.

One holds a bottle of red wine by the neck, a woman by the waist, and a bottle of champagne by the derriere.

Comparison is the death of joy.

A banker is somebody who lends you an umbrella & takes it away as soon as it starts raining.

But old fools is the biggest fools there is.

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

There is nothing training cannot do. Nothing is above its reach. It can turn bad morals to good; it can destroy bad principles and recreate good ones; it can lift men to angelship.