The future interests me - I'm going to spend the rest of my life there.

In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

Whose property is my body? Probably mine. I so regard it. If I experiment with it, who must be answerable? I, not the State. If I choose injudiciously, does the state die? Oh, no.

What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

I was warned to stop smoking, which I did, for two or three days, but it was too lonesome, and I have resumed - in a modified way - 4 smokes a day instead of 40. This will have a good effect. On the bank balance.

And I urge upon you this - which I think is wisdom - if you find you can't make seventy by any but an uncomfortable road, don't you go.

I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do not possess in either a small way or a large way.