I hate editors, for they make me abandon a lot of perfectly good English words.
We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.
Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.
Now he found out a new thing--namely, that to promise not to do a thing is the surest way in the world to make a body want to go and do that very thing.
....try the mustard, - a man can't know what turnips are in perfection without mustard.
He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.