God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

One frequently only finds out how really beautiful a really beautiful woman is after considerable acquaintance with her; and the rule applies to Niagara Falls, to majestic mountains, and to mosques-especially to mosques.

The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he commands.

Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.

Every person is a book, each year a chapter.

If you had made the acquiring of ignorance the study of your life, you could not have graduated with higher honor than you could to-day.

It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.