God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.

Switzerland is simply a large, lumpy, solid rock with a thin skin of grass stretched over it.

[The Bible is] a mass of fables and traditions, mere mythology.

The idea that a baby doesn't amount to anything! Why, one baby is just a house and a front yard full by itself. One baby can, furnish more business than you and your whole Interior Department can attend to. He is enterprising, irrepressible, brimful of lawless activities.

It will take mind and memory months and possibly years to gather together the details, and thus learn and know the whole extent of the loss.

The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.