What are the proper proportions of a maxim? A minimum of sound to a maximum of sense.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
The reason most people don't go to church is because they've already been.
Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it will not be allowed
They all laid their heads together like as many lawyers when they are gettin' ready to prove that a man's heirs ain't got any right to his property.
I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one... Then I thought he was a genus.