No sinner is ever saved after the first twenty minutes of a sermon.

A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors.

The report of my death was an exaggeration.

A German joke is no laughing matter.

I speak French with timidity, and not flowingly--except when excited. When using that language I have often noticed that I have hardly ever been mistaken for a Frenchman, except, perhaps, by horses; never, I believe, by people.

It is a worthy thing to fight for one's freedom; it is another sight finer to fight for another man's.

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.