What a lie it is to call this a free country, where none but the unworthy and undeserving may swear.

The frankest and freest and privatest product of the human mind and heart is a love letter.

Make your vacation your vocation.

I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.

Always do what's right. That will gratify some and surprise the rest.

In other localities certain places in the streams are much better than others, but at Niagara one place is just as good as another, for the reason that the fish do not bite anywhere.

I don't want no better book than what your face is.