People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.

Homely truth is unpalatable.

You meet people who forget you. You forget people you meet. But sometimes you meet those people you can't forget. Those are your 'friends

isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.

Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.

It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

A railroad is like a lie you have to keep building it to make it stand.