A man with a hump-backed uncle mustn't make fun of another man's cross-eyed aunt

I persuaded him to throw the dirk away; and it was as easy as persuading a child to give up some bright fresh new way of killing itself.

A marriage. . .will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.

Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.

We are all ignorant; just about different things.

If you will notice, there is seldom a telegram in a paper which fails to show up one or more members & beneficiaries of our Civilization as promenading with his shirt-tail up & the rest of his regalia in the wash.

God was left out of the Constitution but was furnished a front seat on the coins of the country.