Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.

I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human race. That's bad enough for me.

A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.

There are some natures which never grow large enough to speak out and say a bad act is a bad act, until they have inquired into the politics or the nationality of the man who did it.

You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, burning bushes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?