If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.

The ordinary chestnut can beget a sickly and reluctant laugh, but it takes a horse chestnut to fetch the gorgeous big horse-laugh.

He was such a good man that people hated to see him coming.

Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.

Fortune knocks at every man's door once in a life.

If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.

Data is like garbage. You'd better know what you are going to do with it before you collect it.