If you have no will to change it, you have no right to criticize it.

Every man feels that his experience is unlike that of anybody else and therefore he should write it down-- he finds also that everybody else has thought and felt on some points precisely as he has done, and therefore he should write it down.

Irrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.

I have only one moral precept; never smoke more than five cigars at a time.

Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Adam did not want the apple for the apple's sake; he wanted it because it was forbidden.

The report of my illness grew out of his (James Clemens) illness. The report of my death was an exaggeration.