Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

Always tell the truth. That way you don't have to remember what you said.

There are no standards of taste in wine... Each man's own taste is the standard, and a majority vote cannot decide for him or in any slightest degree affect the supremacy of his own standard.

I cannot call to mind a single instance where I have ever been irreverent, except toward the things which were sacred to other people.

In God We Trust. I don't believe it would sound any better if it were true.

It was the schoolboy who said, ""Faith is believing what you know ain't so.""

Politicians, old buildings, and prostitutes become respectable with age.