A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

The most difficult We do not deal in facts when we are contemplating ourselves.

When one has tasted watermelons, one knows what angels eat. It was not a Southern watermelon that Eve took; we know it because she repented.

Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.

To go abroad has something of the same sense that death brings. I am no longer of ye-what ye say of me is now of no consequence.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.