A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

To avoid being drawn into error, keep a firm grip on the truth.

A sense of humor is the one thing no one will admit to not having.

We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blesses facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose.