A cat is more intelligent than people believe, and can be taught any crime.

It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either of them.

The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet.

My experience with horses is that they never throw away a chance to go lame.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

The joy of killing! the joy of seeing killing done - these are traits of the human race at large.

When I'm playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales. I scratch my head with the lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder.