I have been on the verge of being an angel all my life, but it's never happened yet.
Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive.
Until I came to New Mexico, I never realized how much beauty water adds to a river.
Grown people everywhere are always likely to cling to the religion they were brought up in.
Modesty died when clothes were born.
Man has imagined a heaven, and has left entirely out of it the supremest of all his delights...sexual intercourse!...His heaven is like himself: strange, interesting, astonishing, grotesque. I give you my word, it has not a single feature in it that he actually values.