Write without pay until somebody offers to pay.

God pours out love upon all with a lavish hand -- but He reserves vengeance for His very own.

He was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.

The funniest things are the forbidden.

France has neither winter, nor summer, nor morals. France is miserable because it is filled with Frenchmen, and Frenchmen are miserable because they live in France.

By and by when each nation has 20,000 battleships and 5,000,000 soldiers we shall all be safe and the wisdom of statesmanship will stand confirmed.

It may have happened, it may not have happened but it could have happened.