It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.
Mark TwainIt used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.
Mark TwainI was armed to the teeth with a pitiful little Smith & Wesson's seven-shooter, which carried a ball like a homopathic pill, and it took the whole seven to make a dose for an adult. But I thought it was grand. It appeared to me to be a dangerous weapon. It had only one fault - you could not hit anything with it.
Mark Twain