Time spent with your children is time wisely spent.

If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter.

What a wee little part of a person's life are his acts and his words! His real life is led in his head, and is known to none but himself.

If you want to change the future, you must change what you're doing in the present.

Memories which someday will become all beautiful when the last annoyance that encumbers them shall have faded out of our minds.

You ought never to sass old people- unless they sass you first.

More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.