Humor is man's greatest blessing.

It is a good idea to obey all the rules when you're young just so you'll have the strength to break them when you're old.

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

The longing of my heart is a fairy portrait of myself: I want to be pretty; I want to eliminate facts and fill up the gap with charms.

We can achieve what we can conceive and believe.

Focus more on your desire than on your doubt, and the dream will take care of itself.