Humor is man's greatest blessing.

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.

The unexamined life may not be worth living, but the life too closely examined may not be lived at all.

It's my opinion that every one I know has morals, though I wouldn't like to ask. I know I have. But I'd rather teach them than practice them any day. "Give them to others"-that's my motto.

There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a grotesque and foolish dream. Nothing exists but you. And you are but a thought -a vagrant thought, a useless thought, a homeless thought, wandering forlorn among the empty eternities!

Nothing is made in vain, but the fly came near it.

Morals consist of political morals, commercial morals, ecclesiastical morals, and morals.