The old saw says - 'Let a sleeping dog lie.' Experience knows better; experience says, If you want to convince do it yourself.

The happy phrasing of a compliment is one of the rarest of human gifts, and the happy delivery of it another.

Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.

I never write Metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same price for city. I never write policeman because I can get the same money for cop.

What a curious kind of fool a girl is. Never been licked in school. What's a licking?

A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

Let us consider that we are all insane. It will explain us to each other. It will unriddle many riddles