Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying 'flee at once - all is discovered.' They all left town immediately.

Life becomes fully understandable only the moment we realise that we are all mad.

They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.

Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

I am losing enough sleep to supply a worn-out army.

Against a diseased imagination demonstration goes for nothing.