Every inventor is a crackpot until his idea succeeds.

Simple rules for saving money: To save half, when you are fired by an eager impulse to contribute to a charity, wait and count to forty. To save three quarters, count sixty. To save all, count sixty-five.

Supposing is good, but finding out is better.

France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.

God puts something good and loveable in every man His hands create.

I know all those people. I have friendly, social, and criminal relations with the whole lot of them.

Humor is man's greatest blessing.